David Cross: Need Some Coors Light In My Tum Tum

"Dear Coors, I Can't Get Beer In Me"

This is a stand-up piece about Coors Light and how it's hard for people to get it in them. A hilarious 3 and a half minute rant about the innovations that help people drink their Coors Light. I know him from Arrested Development as the man who cannot discover his homosexual ways, but this is a different side of the banal character. A His third stand-up album Bigger and Blackerer will be released next Tuesday May 25th. NOTE: Not to be confused with the stand-up album Bigger and Blacker by comedian Chris Rock. [via pfork]

David Cross - I Can't Get Beer In Me