[CRAP] iTunes Release All-Time Top Selling Songs

|:| I wouldn't touch this stuff with a 33.4ft pole |:|

iTunes has been dominating the music industry since 2003 and they released their ALL-TIME best selling songs recently. It's looks a little something like this.

1. “I Gotta Feeling,” Black Eyed Peas

2. “Poker Face,” Lady Gaga

3. “Boom Boom Pow,” Black Eyed Peas

4. “I’m Yours,” Jason Mraz

5. “Viva la Vida,” Coldplay

6. “Just Dance,” Lady Gaga & Colby O’Donis

7. “Low,” Flo Rida (featuring T-Pain)

8. “Love Story,” Taylor Swift

9. “Bleeding Love,” Leona Lewis

10. “TiK ToK,” Ke$ha

11. “Disturbia,” Rihanna

12. “So What,” Pink

13. “I Kissed a Girl,” Katy Perry

14. “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It),” Beyoncé

15. “Hot N Cold,” Katy Perry

16. “Stronger,” Kanye West

17. “Live Your Life,” T.I. (featuring Rihanna)

18. “Hey There Delilah,” Plain White T’s

19. “Right Round,” Flo Rida

20. “Party in the U.S.A.,” Miley Cyrus

21. “Don’t Stop Believin’,” Journey

22. “Bad Romance,” Lady Gaga

23. “Use Somebody,” Kings of Leon

24. “Fireflies,” Owl City

25. “How to Save a Life,” the Fray

What should be gathered from this list?

1. What does this tell you about good music? NOTHING
2. How many of these songs are good? 1 [Journey]
3. This list looks more like the top songs of 2009. Is iTunes becoming even MORE popular? YES
4. They are trying to sell these songs even more by releasing this list. [15 year old: "OMG I don't have Disturbia, I better get it because it is so popular!! Where's Justin Beiber? OMFG"]
5. Mainstream music is ruining the minds of everyone who buys this junk.
6. If you think you &/or your band makes good music, don't look for it to do well on iTunes.
7. Would the Beatles be anywhere on this list if they were available on iTunes?
8. YOU SHOULD SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR THIRD EAR TO PREVENT THE DEMISE OF YOUR LOVED ONES  BY TALENTLESS, LIP-SYNCING, PROFITEERS!